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Nah, honestly. I try not to eat at KFC or shop at big chains if I can help it.That's good, I suppose.
Interestingly, I was in Japan over Christmas and found out that KFC has sort of persuaded the Japanese that it’s a Western tradition to have a family bucket of chicken for Christmas dinner. So there are massive lines to get in and they dress the Colonel up as Santa. I couldn’t believe it, but it’s a good marketing ploy. Whoever came up with it is a genius.

Nah, never. Not McDonald's, not KFC. No way. I eat real food, thanks.All right. Do you think people should be aware of how their chickens are treated?
Well, I grew up with a family who cooked. I didn't have a lazy mom or a lazy dad who’d be like, "All right, we’re eating McDonald's tonight, here’s your pile of shit." I ate fresh food, so having two good chefs around inspired me to cook. Even when I’m wasted, I’d rather go to a kebab shop and eat a shish kebab, which is gonna be a lot healthier and you’re not gonna have the shits the next day.
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Erm, every now and again, yeah.Is that because of ethical reasons? Or just because you don't like KFC’s food?
Actually, I rarely even have McDonald's, to be fair. I only have it maybe once a year, and only when I’m hanging. I’m very healthy. Look, I’m powerwalking on my lunch break.It’s OK, we believe you.

No.Is that purely for ethical reasons?
I’m vegetarian.Have you ever taken part in any animal rights protests?
No.Would you ever consider it?
No.OK, fair enough. I'll leave you alone now.

It’s not that I don’t care about it, but, I mean, I’m literally holding a bag full of fried chicken right now. I guess if they could maybe find a way of keeping KFC but treating the animals better, that would be a happy medium.Would you be willing to pay a bit more for free range KFC?
Yeah, I’d pay, like, $1 more.Oh, that's good. So, if you came out of KFC and found someone protesting outside, would you throw chicken at them?
No! I’d maybe offer him some chicken, but I wouldn’t throw anything at him.I'm not sure if he’d really appreciate that, but I guess it’s the thought that counts.Previously - What Will Robots Be Doing in 50 Years?
