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DEAR VICE - AROMATIC ASSWIPE

Dear Vice,
If my flatmate buys another roll of perfumed toilet paper I swear I'm going to stuff her mouth with it until she chokes. I'm allergic to perfume so every time I wipe I get nervous, like my bum is about to break out into a rash or something. Anal itching aside, what's the point of it? Who is sniffing her ass so much that she needs to disguise its odour with chemical flowers?
LAURA