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CORPORAL SEXY CALLS OUR BLUSH

I feel funny. Funny in my area, but also just funny in general. It turns out that

Corporal Willie Apiata V.C.

(stands for Vice Crushee) is patrolling strife-torn Afganistan

and

the internet. Look at what happened on

twitter

this morning.

So yeah, I'm totally crush-busted. Needless to say - THE BEARD'S A DO! Anyway, if you're reading this Willie, I won't write about you anymore. I wouldn't want to get you into

any more trouble.

VERA WANK