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BRING OUT YOUR DADS

We were going to have this big feature here today called

Dadwatch 0'10

where one of our interns texted us photos of drunk 40-year-olds from the St. Patrick's Day parade and we posted them in real-time on an open blog thread, but so far this is the only file we can get out of the MMS without our phone going berserk. It's a crumpled box of Black&Milds lying in a puddle of piss and puke. We agree that's very metaphorical, but not exactly what we were envisioning. So anyways, we're turning this into an open call for your drunk dads, the more middle-aged and daylighty the better. Email them to us

here

and we'll put the best ones into a beautiful grid on

the Photo Blog

for all to belove and behold. Make sure they're from yesterday though, or at the very least one of those weird pre-St. Patrick's Day parades they have in Jersey. Any non-St. Patrick's dad-pics are going straight in the trash. Eh fuck it, just send us whatever dads you've got. We're not going to be picky.