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IT'S A FASHION WEEK- DAY 4

The amazing Pam Hogg show was like Vanity Fair's post-Oscar party, where a star system on the invites had been devised to stagger guests, ensuring that the mega elite were separated from the lesser elite. People like Nick Cave and Tim and Sue got the double gold star tickets. These got you instant access and the chance to mingle at the bar, while the rest of us with red, green or silver stars were just yelled at for half an hour.

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Who else but Pam Hogg could make tit and vagina markings on a burnt orange body look so sleek? Like a lot of designers this year, Pam was showing fetishistic platforms, which you can't really bitch about, because they make everyone look like a tall and elegant Nazi dildo.

A lot of Pam's outfits require the keeping of a neat bush. But, as any sci-fi fan will tell you, the future is a time of hairless, nubile goddesses dressing in celestial sex costumes, so Pam's just keeping the UK fashion ahead of the curve.

Last night was also the exhibition of Fanny and Jessy, a London-based pair of designers, who are back again this year with their new show entitled Vaniloquence. Their collection focused on creating something new out of cobbled together odd fabrics, all while maintaining a strangely androgynous feel. We met up with them to discuss what to expect from their new collection and play slaps, which they were surprisingly good at.