ThoseMontana Meth Projectcommercials have been old news for a bit, but did you know Darren Aronofsky directed the last batch? Neither did we. Watching actors pretend to tweak into oblivion is fun, but we think it would be much more entertaining if Aronofsky made a reality game show using footage from his beloved first-person SnorriCams. Only, instead of depicting the POV of a mathematician or an amnesiac, they'd be strapped to a bunch of crankheads…They could have contests like seeing who could play with a watchband the longest or who could build the most efficient lab. It would sure as hell beator whatever garbage Bravo is pumping out these days. PS: If we didn't know any better, we'd swear the "son" in the above video is Dan Cain who was featured in our debut "It Happened" column in this month's issue.