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DAY ONE AS A PARAMEDICS TRAINEE

These stories always start out the same: a guy joins the paramedics because he thinks he’ll get to save lives and pump the stomachs of poison-drunk 14-year-olds, and then something goes horribly wrong. These stories are funny and scary and...

These stories always start out the same: a guy joins the paramedics because he thinks he’ll get to save lives and pump the stomachs of poison-drunk 14-year-olds, and then something goes horribly wrong. These stories are funny and scary and make you hope you never die unless it’s in a bed made of feathers and clouds as you sleep, but you move on. But this one is going to haunt you for a while.