Pardon My President
Seth Grahame-Smith
A Citizen's Guide to Republican Family Values
Win McCormack
Caligula For President
Cintra Wilson
Goodnight Bush
Erich Origen & Gan Golan
Dear The Person Who Keeps Sending Us Boxes and Boxes of these Terrible, Ham-Fisted Takes on Bush Every Single Week,
We get that you've got issues with the current administration, as does every human on Earth, but you are literally breaking our "See if someone will buy these books from us off eBay" shelf under the weight of your monumental unfunniness. A Goodnight Moon parody? Really? And then it says "PARODY" on a huge ribbon on the cover, just in case you weren't sure whether or not a children's author who's been dead for over 50 years decided to rewrite her magnum-opus as a knock on Bush and Cheney? The only thing remotely interesting about any of these books is how many of their authors are from Oregon (one of the Goodnight Moon one's authors is even named it). If you really want to curry our favor and win yourself some favorable publicity, please send us more stuff like this…
In case you're wondering, the four extra months they added to the year are Studuary, RrraaAOWWWvember, Cock-June, and Delicious Veiny Abs Appreciation Month (split between March and April).
Seth Grahame-Smith
A Citizen's Guide to Republican Family Values
Win McCormack
Caligula For President
Cintra Wilson
Goodnight Bush
Erich Origen & Gan Golan
Dear The Person Who Keeps Sending Us Boxes and Boxes of these Terrible, Ham-Fisted Takes on Bush Every Single Week,
We get that you've got issues with the current administration, as does every human on Earth, but you are literally breaking our "See if someone will buy these books from us off eBay" shelf under the weight of your monumental unfunniness. A Goodnight Moon parody? Really? And then it says "PARODY" on a huge ribbon on the cover, just in case you weren't sure whether or not a children's author who's been dead for over 50 years decided to rewrite her magnum-opus as a knock on Bush and Cheney? The only thing remotely interesting about any of these books is how many of their authors are from Oregon (one of the Goodnight Moon one's authors is even named it). If you really want to curry our favor and win yourself some favorable publicity, please send us more stuff like this…
In case you're wondering, the four extra months they added to the year are Studuary, RrraaAOWWWvember, Cock-June, and Delicious Veiny Abs Appreciation Month (split between March and April).