PHOTOS: JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE

MODEL: JORDAN SANTSCHI

Jordan with a guy who was on an episode of Ally McBeal once.

This here cute feller is Jordan, our photographer Jamie Taete’s boyfriend. When they’re not pounding each other’s tender boy asses, you can generally find the cuddly duo traipsing around London, shouldering up to some of the HOTTEST celebutantes and famousistas of this or any generation—stars like, oh, I don’t know, that one guy from that movie that came out a few years ago! Wow! Let’s see whom they’ve snared in their star net this month!

Jordan with the guy from the movies Mr. Deeds and Click.

Jordan with the cool kid from that “our teachers are aliens” movie from a few years back.

Jordan with the guy who played The Motorcycle Boy in Rumble Fish.

Jordan with some asshole with a permanently mutilated face.

Jordan with a woman who went out with Eddie Murphy for a while.

Jordan with that lady who got killed really early on in Mission Impossible 3.