It's one thing to rip off a couple guitars from some fey little indie band on tour from Pisshole, Nebraska while they're asleep after their first show in town (not saying it's a good thing, just one thing). But if you're going to steal all of the Stooges and Mike Watt's equipment and wheels less than a day's drive from the former's hometown, you'd better have an underground network of instrument launderers on par with the people who eat the Komodo dragon in The Freshman or be prepared to have your ass kicked by every single male human alive.