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SNEAKY TEASERS: THE FINAL HINT

The January issue just showed up this morning, so you've got one day left to figure out the identities of our two mystery quoters before everybody and your mom knows who said

this

and

that

. Let's make things interesting and say free one-year subscription to anybody who gets them both right by midnight. We'll also give you one last clue from each:

"I'll tell you what--when you skin a cat, it stinks. I have never skinned an animal that had a more offensive body odor than cats.

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"Well, fucking is smelly and tiring and ridiculous and fake. It's quite ugly really. And once you're actually doing it, you can't wait to finish so you can go take a piss."

OK, that's it. Guesses in the comments. For the rest of you,

go here

to find out where you can pick up a copy of the new issue this weekend. Here's a quick video flip-through so you know what to expect.

January Issue Flip-through from t morton on Vimeo.