Barack Obama is president now and unless you've been living sans internet connection, ears, eyes, and human DNA for the last week you know that one of the first orders of business—much to the chagrin of rightward leaning fear mongers—was the announcement to shut down the Guantanamo Bay military prison, as well as other CIA black ops-cum-torture operations around the globe. This brings up an interesting story because obesity, fast food crash diets, bad sandwiches, and the Bush administration's indefinite suspension of habeas corpus in the name of national security are really what we're all about these days. That's not a wild generalization I'm making about America; it is truth. Read on and find out how I know this.
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