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LOS ANGELES - POST-RACHMANINOFF

Fancy furniture stores are for poncey brats except for when our buddies run them. Them's just the breaks, the exceptions exist only on occasion of nepotism, get over it. Ludwig, who run

Ford/Brady

and other things are throwing a civilized-not-civilized pinkies-out (did you know that's historically a signal for "sexually adventurous"? just saying…) party in some mansion tonight where young virtuoso pianist Otto Ehling is playing Rachmaninoff. The guest list is closed and we're not telling you where it is but we're not telling you not to crash it--sometimes people appreciate outrageous lies and blatant attempts to sneak in. But you can for sure go to the afterparty at Kim Sing Theatre. You're supposed to RSVP

here

for that.