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Vice: What's "Short Zippers" about?Jack:"Short Zippers" is about a mystical cloud that hangs around degrading everyone's mind.The last time I interviewed you about the K Holes, two years ago, your band had no girls and was temporarily called the Gay Holes. Now you got this gay-ass video. What's with you and gay stuff?K-Holes embrace gay stuff out of a camaraderie of clandestine consciousness. It is not an aesthetic choice but a moral one.Vashti:Cameron and Jack are gay for each other, and I pretty much dream about the girls in the band every night. Gay-holes were because Julie and I were being gay in New Orleans. Everyone is gay, including you.Cam:Boys will be Boys.But seriously, are the K Holes gay music by straight people? Are there any actual gay guys in your fake-gay fetish video? Do you ever indulge in blood play?Jack:That is NOT a fake-gay fetish video and K-Holes are NOT gay music by straight people. We DEFY all of your attempts to understand us. As for blood play, we don't play at anything. This is serious fucking business.Vashti:Most of the boys in the video are gay, including the director. Sometimes before shows we light a candle and prick our fingers and exchange our diseases with one another. It really puts us in the mood.Cam:Sometimes it's nice to watch things that aren't straight.Sean, your main gay in your video, refused to answer my interview questions because they're too stupid and not worth his time. Do you think my questions are too stupid? Vashti:
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