Joey Votto is considered a villain by many—take his paper airplane-stomping antics this past May, or the time he arrogantly called himself a "bad motherfucker" to reporters. It's the kind of fun-sponge bullshit to get you mean mugged by fans and blacklisted from family-friendly media interviews. But you know what? Joey Votto is a bad motherfucker. One stone-cold, badass motherfucking Troll King.Reason #837 why I love Joey Votto. pic.twitter.com/8gWq9ZtsDF
— Mike Jacomet (@Jbird8383) July 2, 2016
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That's some dastardly, Snidley Whiplash-level villainy right there.If you were to think that this was Votto's first cruelty rodeo, you'd be damn wrong. This man has been souvenir ball trolling for a good long minute. Check out the time he messed with Philly fans back in May:Lots of Joey Votto haters tonight #Reds #Nationals pic.twitter.com/KOCCiUh8Q3
— UCBearcats (@UCBearcats) July 2, 2016
When in Philly. #savage pic.twitter.com/jmKtK0UexM
— Cincinnati Reds (@Reds) May 15, 2016
As a tired Batman meme once said, you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain. And Joey Votto is still kicking.Joey Votto is the villain we deserve.
— Matt Gelb (@MattGelb) May 15, 2016