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Theophilus London's Soho Apartment Is Broken Into, Theo Welcomes Nude Pics

"I have nothing to hide." Well, a picture is worth a thousand words. Your move, internet.

November: great month for growing facial hair, terrible month for being a turkey or, evidently, a Noisey artist.

Just like Mogwai, who had about £10,000 worth of gear nicked from their Glasgow studio while on tour 12,000 miles away in Australia, Theophilus London also had some of his personal belongings stolen this week! What the hell, people??

The NY Post reports that London's SoHo apartment was recently broken into and the hardest working man in "hip-pop" was robbed of his Mac computers and an iPad. Along with a hefty doubloon's worth of digital music, the thief made away with an Theo's extensive caché of nude pics…and not just of girlfriends, groupies, and video vixens….

But in a typically Theophilus fashion, the silky-smooth rising star is cool, calm, and collected--even excited--about the prospects of Theophilus London Jr. (or Sr., as the case may be) "popping up" on the web: “I had mad naked pictures on there. A lot," said London, "of myself and, maybe, of other females…I’m actually psyched. I’m waiting on my naked photos to leak. I know Bossip and Mediatakeout will have a field day on it. I have nothing to hide." Well, all we have to say to that is that a picture is worth a thousand words. Your move, internet.

(Pssst, Mr. Burglar! Nice move overlooking London's Nike Marty McFly's! While not shiny and chock full o' dick pics, the ultra limited edition sneaks are worth 35 grand.)