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Watch as the Sports World Falls Over Itself to Call Tony Romo Classy

Tony Romo stepped aside as starting quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys, not like he really had a choice in the matter, but it was a strange sight in the hyper-competitive world of sports. As you might expect, Romo was pretty bummed out about the whole thing, but he took one for the team and many in the sports world pitched proverbial tents at what a classy move it was on Romo’s part. What does classy even mean? I don’t know! But let’s look at all the class.

Here we have the classy tweet, with a touch of detached irony.

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Or how about the classy tweet with some weird Canadian references I don’t know/care about?

Classy concessions ONLY:

Whatever the fuck this is:

Romo’s raw classiness is off the guts charts:

The coveted Lead-Singer-of-Bowling-for-Soup-Weighs-In classy tweet:

The coveted Guy-Who-Stole-Credit-Cards-In-College-Gives-You-Props classy tweet:

Remember this guy?!

This classy tweet is so smug it makes you want to punch yourself in the face, friends:

Ah, fuck it. Hammer’s cool in my book:

Tony Romo seems like a nice guy, who did a thing that might help his team, or at the least not actively destroy it. Let’s think of different words, or anyway, words with actual meanings instead of “class” and “classy,” yeah? Maybe like “nice,” or “helpful.”

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