Welcome to our live coverage of the 87th Academy Awards. Guiding you through often bewildering, always frustrating proceedings today will be three hosts: Pauly Shore, whose reputation precedes him; comedianne [sic] and avid VICE contributor Megan Koester; and serious movie guy Alex J. Mann. LA editorial staffers Jamie Lee Curtis Taete, Arielle Pardes, and Mike Pearl are on the couch too.
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