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Alex Gray: Oh, I’m so stoked! I mean, Kelly, in my opinion, is the greatest athlete of all time. Surfing just doesn’t have as much recognition or following as traditional sports. But anyway, to surf good Pipe with Kelly is a dream. I can’t wait.
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No, I’m happy that the forecast finally turned around and we get to see some proper Pipeline for this event. It’s what everybody comes here for, and this is great. It’s a good day to have a contest, and were all stoked that it’s running. To be out here with four guys instead of 80; it’s a treat really.Tell me about taking a beating at Pipe. Do you always hit the reef when you wipeout?
The worst wipeouts at Pipe are the unexpected ones that come out of nowhere and there’s nothing you can do. At that point your giving it up to someone up above, and you hope for the best. There’s waves where I’m like, Oh, that guy died, but he comes up laughing. Then there are random wipeouts where it doesn’t look that bad, but a guy is limping up the beach with a broken leg.Yikes. How long can you hold your breath?
We did this breath-holding class, and I got to four and a half minutes, but sitting here right now I could probably only hold it for 45 seconds.How is the scene here at Pipe? I’ve noticed there are quite a few girls.
North Shore is the new 24/7 spring break. It’s funny to talk to the old dogs. They’re like, "20 years ago there was one girl here, and we were all sword fighting!" Now there are girls everywhere. They are all starting their own bikini lines to see who can make the smallest one. Then they walk up and down the beach with them on.I am not a surfer competing in the event; I might as well be the guy Rollerblading with a golden retriever while wearing a bicycle helmet.
Yeah, but if you could rent a baby and wear a speedo and Rollerblade, you’d get so many chicks over here.
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Mitch Coleborn: Yeah. So last year I ended up 33rd, but you have to make the top 32, so I missed out by one spot. That sucks, but I’m getting amped again for this year and doing the QS again.At least you still have a high seed.
Yeah, for most of these events I'll have a top seed.These are your digs for the contest?
This is my little zone, yeah. I stick to my side; couple boards there, some downstairs. It’s funny: Zeik [Mitch’s roommate] just a got girlfriend, so I pretty much have the whole room to myself.What do you do besides surf? Any hobbies?
A little bit of golf here and there. Mainly just at home with the boys, having a few beers. Um, yeah, that’s about it: just cruise. I also run a sunglass company with a couple friends, Kai Neville and Dion Agius.What’s it called?
Epokhe. So a bit of sunglasses on the side, but they handle all the biz stuff and let me surf.
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Yeah, Kai has a new movie coming out, so I’ll be doing a bunch of filming for that. Volcom has a new movie coming out, and I got a ton of trips planned and also a bunch of events.Thanks a lot. I’ll be rooting for you.

Jay Adams: Greatest show on earth!Whens the last time you surfed Pipe?
A couple days ago. It was a little bit smaller than this, though.It’s insane that you are still charging Pipe. It’s a young guy's wave.
I just turned 53 a couple days ago. It is a young guy's wave, but there are smaller days when it’s fun [laughs].It’s great to see you’re doing well.
Yeah. Three years sober and going to church.Awesome. Who you rooting for to win this event?
Mason [Ho] and [Kelly] Slater—the old guy and young guy. Yeah!

Mason Ho: No, I haven’t yet.
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They are going to be genuinely happy for me, but I’ll be looking right down into them and know that they will be thinking, You should have won!What is Coco [Mason’s sister, also a professional surfer] going to say?
Coco will be really proud of me. She only wants good for me, like all the time, even when she’s being a little… sister to me.So what’s the plan for tonight?
Keep that camera on, and you’ll find out.
