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Most Scientology-ish lyric: "Prejudice is not just a word / It's a fact, it's a fact / If we're all created equal / Why do we face this horrible act?" (1:57)
Video highlight: The kid in the orange shirt almost tripping as he attempts to exit the convertible in a cool way (0:37)"Joy of Creating" (2003)Most appallingly generic lyric: "Force yourself to smile, and you'll soon stop frowning" (3:10)
Most Scientology-ish lyric: "A being causes his own feelings" (This is a line from a poem by L. Ron Hubbard) (3:57)
Video highlight: The repeated use of the phrase "Splurge on it!" which I'm pretty sure is something I've heard in porn.
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Most Scientology-ish lyric: "How come you can't sit still/ It's time to drop another pill" (Scientologists are super against psychiatric medication) (1:18)
Video highlight: The Britney-inspired dance routines with folding chairs"Starts with Me" (1993)Most appallingly generic lyric: "Let's get busy today / Our dreams can shape the future" (2:47)
Most Scientology-ish lyric: "We're setting our goals / Makin' our plans" (0:54)
Video highlight: "Come on guys, let's kick it!" (roller-blader freeze-frame) (2:07)"Kids of the Future" / "Bad Drugs" (2008)Most appallingly generic lyric: "We're the kids! / We're the kids! / We're the kids of the future!"
Most Scientology-ish lyric: "Why do we think drugs are so bad? / According to The Way to Happiness / Our trusty common-sense moral code…" (3:56)
Video highlight: "Dealers out on the street at night (they're walkin')" (4:22)"Neighborhood of the Heart"Most appallingly generic lyric: "Children learn to love and hate in the neighborhood of the heart / But in the neighborhood of the heart / A song is a place to start" (1:10)
Most Scientology-ish lyric: N/A
Video highlight: One of the pieces of fake graffiti they've made for the video just says "tag" (0:53)Follow Jamie Lee Curtis Taete on Twitter.
