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WIRED IS BITING OUR SHIT

The November issue of Wired just came out and on its cover is a big old pair of tits. When we first saw it we were all, "Wow, those nerds at Wired actually got a woman to take her shirt off for them? Good for them." But then we looked at it again and realized it's basically a carbon copy of our cover from the Western issue way back in '03. Those sons of bitches.

To be fair, there are a few differences. For instance, we showed some areola on ours, like adults, where they cropped (maybe even airbrushed a bit?) theirs out like a pack of squares from the FCC.

Also, their model's right boob is considerably more elongated and funny-looking than her left, where our model's are symmetrically perfect in every way, as you can tell by using her bling as a focal point.

Lastly, our model's cleavage is way better for titty-fucking. All smushed together and ready to go, where Wired's model has a canyon (relatively speaking) of flesh between her floppy bazongas.

So, while there are a few differences, we think it's pretty obvious that Wired totally ripped us the fuck off, the unoriginal cocksuckers.

We've emailed Wired about this matter and are eagerly awaiting their response. We'll update if/when we get it.