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LOVE RUN... LOVE RU-UN...

We signed our intern Dan up for the 2011 Puma Love Run, a kind of mini-marathon/speed-dating hybrid along Melbourne's Birrarung Marr. And while the look on his face told us he's probably imagining scenes resembling the one above, we're betting on something funnier and more embarrassing, like The Benny Hill Show crossed with a former boss of mine who used to say things like "I find sharing a cigarette after the act of making love the most intimate experience out there." This is the Dan in question.

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For those of you who are planning to take part, keep an eye out for Dan's silky locks. They'll most likely be matted to his face in a cocktail of sweat, spittle and regret. Oh, and if you haven't signed up, you can do so at pumaloverun.com.au. Remember, when dating, it's prudent to find someone you can out run. Here is your big chance.

2011 PUMA LOVE RUN
Saturday 12 February
Birrarrung Marr, Melbourne
Event starts 3.30pm

Register at pumaloverun.com.au