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I reckon most sharks would definitely be dicks. They'd be all angry and aggressive all the time. I can only really think of sea creatures that would be horrible. Oh, a bear. Having a chat with a bear would be pretty intense.What would you order a bear if you went for a drink together?
Rosie: Blood.

No no no, she runs around and catches mice and stuff.
Laura: You could tell her your troubles as well.That would be nice, I suppose.

Naomi: No! He’s so, so nice – he's literally the sweetest dog ever – there’s no way he could be a dickhead.I dunno, looks are deceiving, Where would you hang out with your animal date?
Wetherspoons.Classy.

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Whatever, it would be quality. He’d definitely dominate the conversation, though. It could get a bit hairy. You don't want to piss off a lion.True. Which animal do you think is overhyped and would probably come off as a bit of a prick if they could talk?
A giraffe, probably. They already have a habit of looking down on people.Zing.

I’m not a fan of the whale singing thing, to be honest; it’s a bit shit. I don’t think it would translate very well in the charts. Nah, I'd rather just have a chat with one.You know scientists found a whale that can speak recently? So that works out kind of perfectly for you.
Amazing! Wow, maybe my dream will finally become a reality.

Hayley: They’re chatty…
Sean: And they're apparently the only other animal than humans that have sex for fun.So you'd want to have sex with this talking dolphin?
Yeah, basically. You got me.Previously - Should the UK Care About the US Election?