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Four boys share four nasty sex stories, all because Chris felt like having a scribble

A couple of months ago I went on a rugby tour with my old university team to Spain.

PAT:

A couple of months ago I went on a rugby tour with my old university team to Spain. To keep costs down we split the coach with a neighbouring female rugby team. The girls were even bigger than the guys, and absolutely savage. After a large bottle of Strongbow each they mauled the guys and everyone but me started fucking, all over the bus. The whole 20-hour bus journey was hugely upsetting and even more so when we had to share a bus with them again a week later.

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CHRISTIAN:


I used to go out with a really crazy girl who used to lie all the time and was generally pretty unstable. One time when I was eating her out, I was getting tired, but could tell she was nearly cumming so kept going like a trooper. When she did cum, she let out the most enormous fart, right in my face.

The room filled with unsteady tension, and she wasn't saying anything. To try to diffuse the tension I breathed in really deeply and sucked up the whole fart.

She didn't find it very funny. In fact, she put on her dressing gown and walked straight out of the room and couldn't look me in the eye for the rest of the day. We broke up shortly after.

DAN:


I hit a really good streak of pulling girls every time I went out for a couple of months. It all came crashing down though when I got too confident and wore my bright pink American Apparel Y-fronts under my jeans one night. True to form, I pulled a girl and brought her back to mine. It all hit the skids though when she took off my jeans and saw the pants I was wearing. She went completely nuts as if I had a child's severed hand stuffed down there, threw her clothes on and stormed out.

PAUL:

After a work night out, my boss and I were both pretty wasted and went back to mine to keep on doing more coke.

Pretty soon we started fucking but it was completely joyless as both of us were too fucked and numb to cum. We carried on the charade for about two hours before I gave up and tried to go to sleep.

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Because she was my boss, I guess she was used to telling me what to do, so when she saw my flaccid cock she probably just thought it represented a lack of initiative on my part and stuck it in her mouth.

20 minutes later, nothing was happening and it hurt like hell, so I rolled over and passed out. She sloped off in the morning while I pretended to sleep. Eventually I pulled my hands to my face and they were dripping with blood, my sheets were drenched, and there were bloody hand-prints on my wall.

She'd ripped my banjo-string and my cock looked like one of those baby aliens that's just burst out of someone’s stomach. As she didn't pause at the toilet on the way out, and I don't have a mirror, I can only assume that she left with her face covered in cock-blood.