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Which of these Students is a Terrorist?

The Young Ones

Likelihood of terrorist sympathies: 70%
Cause: War against the drudgery of observational British comedy.
Manifesto: We distrust the percieved invariablity of hilarity in the observation of the mundane. Put another way: Just because youonce missed a train and I once missed a train doesn't mean that I will find it funny to see you talking about it. I do not want you to point out the quirks of my daily routine, I have my own depression to do that.
Evil plot: Feed Micheal Macentire a barrow load of bullets and fire him at that guy who's always on Mock The Week who looks like a school boy lost on a playing field.
Associated groups: Stewart Lee, Tim Key.

Brideshead Recontextualised
Cause: The fight against the prominence of posh kids in rock bands.
Manifesto: Put down the axe and pick up the croquet mallet. Who would you rather be
Plot: Sew Foals to White Lies. Place them in a flaming tire and roll them at XXX

Rules of Attraction and Destruction
Cause: War against contemporary writers disappearing into the post-modernist techniques they feel obliged to adhere to onlt to re-appear, tediously in their own stories.
Manifesto:
Plot: Clobber Alan Benet with a leather-bound copy of The Habit of Art until he admits that he has no place writing his way into the life of W.H. Auden, even if they did share a butler at Oxbridge University of Excelent Adventures.

Bullingdon Clubbers
Cause: War against

Animal House of Liberation
Cause: The stand against the rise of hyper-intelectualised American students who care more about cross-referencing the Dearhunter record with the conpressed sound of every high-hat ever used on an Animal Collective album than tits and beer.