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MIAMI - VICE COVERS ART BASEL LIKE SHIT ON THE SIDES OF THE TOILET BOWL AFTER THE GUY AT GOD BLESS THE USA DELI PUT THREE-WEEK-OLD CHEESE IN THE TURKEY SANDWICH I GOT AT 2 IN THE MORNING LAST NIGHT (IT WAS STILL MODERATELY DELICIOUS)

>To carry anybody reading this from Art Basel into the weekend (the rest of you are forbidden from reading any further, OK? We tried to make it so the post could only be read by South Florida IPs but couldn't get it to work, so we're just running on the honor system here. Don't spoil it for the rest of us/them.) we've got four more of Jason Crombie's artist interviews from the Vice Guide to Miami Art Fairs. Today in the answer chair is OBP's Aaron "A-ron" Bonderoff, Ryan McGinley, Hanna Liden, and Bob Nickas. Oh, and in case you're a shrill, glaucomic dowager who can't use a computer and gets freaked out at the modem noise like the woman in those awesome DSL commercials from a few years ago, Jason also wrote us up some words about where to get food, where to get loaded, and what all to do when you're not getting food or loaded. Just click the links. No, the links! With the mouse button! Look, just move the arrow over the words and--you know what? Here. I'll do it.