Hey, you might be happy to know that while the entire world welcomes a new era of hope and change and earnestness and courage and virtue, there's still one world leader out there who you can count on to spice things up with a total "Oh no you didn't!" comment. We're talking about spicy-like-a-meatball Mr. Silvio Berlusconi, Prime Minister of Italy, who recently stated he digs the president elect of the United States, Barack Obama, because "he's young, beautiful, and suntanned." This apparently caused Russian President Dimitri Medvedev to break out in a hearty laugh. When every single journalist in Italy asked him in unison to apologize, the man previously known for saying he had charmed the PM of Finland with his "playboy moves," replied, "Get over it, I was just kidding. I love the guy. It was a compliment, and if you don't get it, you can go fuck yourself."While it'll be a refreshing change of pace to not be completely terrified and ashamed of the U.S., we'll still miss watching the romper-room buffoonery of American-Italian press conferences. We're talking about stuff like this:And this: