It's only 12.30pm but already three people in the office have received calls from mobile phone pimps. If you don't know what these people are consider yourself lucky. They are people who work in call centres who ring you up pretending to be from your mobile phone service provider. They offer you "amazing deals" and upgrades on your phone. In our experience, nine times out of ten, the "upgrade" that they're offering you doesn't actually exist. They called one of us about three months ago telling us that we qualified for the Nokia N80 phone, which is apparently hot news in phone land. After literally 17 different phone calls, two of which involved being on hold for FIFTEEN MINUTES, it transpired we weren't eligible for the fucking thing after all. If you get one of these people calling you, treat them like the guy on this clip does and demand to be removed from their list.
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