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DEAR VICE - ATTACK OF THE AMPUTEE

Dear Vice,
Is there anything more embarrassing than getting your ass kicked by a disabled moron? Well, that happened to me. There's a man wheeling his way around central London, assaulting innocent bystanders. I know this because I was recently the victim of his unprovoked violence. There I was, innocently smoking a cigarette on the streets of Soho, when a one-legged black guy wheels up, screaming a bunch of indecipherable babble and pushing people out of his way with a big cane. "Move it, you ugly bitch!" he shouts right in my face, spraying saliva all over me…

I respond by telling him to chill out. Bad move. All of a sudden the guy miraculously props up on the wheelchair seat using his stump, and lunges forward with his good leg. He grabs my hair and smacks my skull into a brick wall. He then proceeds to punch me in the face several times. Unfortunately for me, the only people around were a group of drag queens, who just stood there screaming.

Before I regained my senses, the guy sped off in his wheelchair. I reported the assault to the police and they immediately knew exactly who I was talking about. Apparently the guy gets arrested all the time for similar attacks but always gets off with it because, apparently, he's "a nutter." Oh, well that makes it OK then does it?
[KARLEY](http:// slutever.blogspot.com)