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AFRICA - DEPT. OF LET BYGONES BE BYGONES

Don't know if you've heard the news yet, but General Butt Naked just returned to Liberia to face the country's truth and reconciliation commission about his role in the mid-90s civil war. Aside from providing fodder for countless "News of the Weird" hacks (including us), the general led his army of nude, although sometimes dressed in full drag, soldiers to kill a good 20,000-odd people by his own count, occasionally pausing to tear the still-warm heart out of a child and eat it for luck. After the war ended, Butt Naked (né Josh Blahyi) spent out the rest of his 20s serving as "presidend" of the End Time Train Evangelical Ministries and hawking sermon tapes. While we wish Pastor Naked all the best in his effort at reconciling his current and past lives, we still need a couple days to reconcile our brains with our Wha?!