Tonight a great man will grace the city of New York with his presence. A man who makes his living drawing the son of God as a vaginal fart, penning single-panel gags for Nickelodeon magazine, and who helms the greatest comic series since the heyday of HATE. That man is named Johnny Ryan, and tonight from 6 to 9 he will sign his name on anything you ask him to at Desert Island Comics in Williamsburg. You would have to be retarded to pass up an opportunity like this.