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A masturbating dude in a bear mask
That same dude humping a sand sculpture of a female ass because his girlfriend's in rehab
Tranny surprises
Much pegging
People getting spanked with books, then spanking onto books
Kanye West getting punched in the face by an animated penis
Nuns receiving "communion" as penance for being Mormon
Vagina slapping
Larry King watching a blowjob
Goth pee
Some guy humping a dumpster full of uncooked pizza dough
Brothers Quay style, scary-gross puppet sex
An electrocuted penis
Saran Wrap used as an Atomic Age dental dam
A giant anal hook
Sex with upholstered items
Sex with a steel whisk
E.T. sucking off a fully grown Elliot
Shadows humping each otherSee what I mean? Competitive sex is the wave of the future. League play starts next Wednesday, and by this time next year they'll have invented newer, more profitable, more efficient forms of sex that will save the economy and make new kinds of babies. After that, I'm going to move to a country where they've never even heard of sex, please. Thanks.
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