In today's pig-shit economic atmosphere one must respect those with an entrepreneurial disposition--these free-spirit capitalists will save our souls and rebuild our society, eventually. However, the other day I got an email about a product so wildly free-spirited that I had to get in touch to ask if it was bollocks or not. Hands up, who wants to invest in a company which sells shit-stained pants for the mainstream? Yeah, the mass market, meaning people like you and me, not the niche bedroom Japanese pedo corprophelia market. Anyone?
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I run a company that does Pre-Stained Underwear (underwear that has shit stains printed in them). It's called Easy Tiger Corp. The idea behind our underwear is that when a woman catches you with dirty pants, it can be quite embarrassing, but if they're ours, you can just say you bought them that way and you're home free.Anyway I was thinking, at festivals you end up going without showering for days at a time and thus this actually is something that would be a big problem if you're getting sexy. So I could see this as something you might want to feature during the festival season.I should probably also mention this isn't some gay sex fetish thing.Anyway let me know if this is something you're interested in covering.PhilI didn't really get it, so I emailed him back saying:Pre-shat pants for the mass market? How much of your money have you invested in this?He replied:Yup that's exactly the idea. It only cost a few grand to start. If I had more to invest in it I totally would though. My only regret so far was that I wasn't able to get anyone to give me some pants to base the artwork on. Instead I ended up having to "create" them myself. Not a good day at work, let me tell you.
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