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HAVE YOU TRIED PERSIMMONS?

They come in two varieties. We like the Fuyus? They are the shape of a normal sized tomato and are either orange or yellow color. They don't have to be soft for you to eat them. You can eat the skin. They taste kind of like a peach or a carrot. They're sweet. Lately I eat about five a day. I already ate four this morning. They're little. That's really all there is to say about Fuyus. [PS: If you want this to be more funny, and you are delirious like us, read it in the accent of a John Waters character, for that is the accent we wrote it in.]