The farming community of San Pedro de La Viña recently threw their usual annual fiesta to celebrate their town and featured the same customs as the last 180 years they've been pulling hoes: drunkenness, fighting, and who-can-piss-the-furthest competitions. But the organizers decided to spice it up this year with a tractor washing contest between two contestants in slutty bikinis. (And they wore their bras beneath them--what's the point of that?) These ladies also dragged young males from the crowd into a brownie pan-size pool of filthy brown water, where they were administered a "chocolate bath," aka a halfhearted splashing. Instant tradition.
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