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SNEAKY LEAF'S DIARY OF A DEALER - GANJA PORN NOVEL

I've seen from some of your comments that some of you are wondering, "Why in the hell doesn't he fuck some of these girls?" The first reason is that I see more pussy in one year than most of you will see in a lifetime, and I'm not a desperate, nutless jack-off like some of you! I get plenty! So I don't need to lose my shit every time an opportunity presents itself.

Most of the girls I date are topless dancers. Ordinary girls, like I mostly meet on the service, don't really hold a candle next to the limitless erotic genius of strippers, so it's generally not too tempting. Also, the volatility that always accompanies sex and intimate exchanges is super-dangerous for dealers. There can't be a single example of a couple that fucked together and yet were completely peacefully co-habitating, or even just co-existing, 100 percent of the time. So it's inevitable; you fuck, your lives intertwine, somebody invariably gets pissed off, and now that pissed off person has your freedom and life in the palm of their angry hand. I'm sure this isn't a gender issue, but in my case I date girls, and a considerable number of them have scared the living shit out of me with their antics when they are pissed off and ready to use what they know about me against me.

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Trouble will scare people away from a lot of things, but generally, sex is not one of them. Sometimes it's just too inviting and delicious to resist. I flirt with a lot of my clients, but I generally don't mix business with that kind of pleasure.

Many tens of thousands of drug dealers that currently languish in state federal prisons are there courtesy of their jilted ex-lovers. But there she was, answering the door at 11:35 PM in super-sheer cotton casuals, moist and sweaty from her twice weekly yoga classes. She has a very warm, disarming sense of humor, and I instantly forget all my paranoid fears. Not all of Biggie Smalls' "Ten Crack Commandments" apply to weed hustling, but the one about not mixing family and lovers with drug business is right on. But Miranda was so lovely and giggly and open so I didn't hesitate to roll a gram and a half into a fat joint, knowing exactly where it was going. Once you start swapping saliva back and forth as you share a joint, you're already sort of halfway to makeout city. When she asked me to shotgun the smoke into her mouth, I felt my dick getting hard. The faint smell of her yoga sweat mixed deliciously with the weed, as we leaned into each other and gave each other a short kiss on the lips. After all the smoke had been transferred, we both pulled back for a second, laughed, and looked into each other's eyes in that way that makes you go, "Holy fucking fuck… we're gonna fuck!!!" We did a couple more shotguns of smoke into each other's mouths, and then we started making out hardcore. Another customer got my cell phone vibrating in my pocket next to my dick, but I was not answering! It was the end of the night and whichever clients I couldn't get to would get deep discounts when I next saw them to make up for the fact that I was blowing them off for tonight. Miranda massaged my leg as we made out, and she eventually found her way to my cock. She had such a gentle motion with her touch, and it felt awesome. I slowly moved my left hand up her skimpy workout shirt, over her hard nipples. We both softly moaned as we tongue fucked each other. Without saying anything, she lifted her hands in the air and stared right at me with eyes that said, "Take off my shirt!" I did, and she unbuttoned mine and did the same for me. We embraced, made out a little more, and she stopped. I thought, "OK, she's realizing she doesn't want to do this…".

I was wrong, however. She leaned back on the bed we were sitting on, extending her legs in the air, impressing me with a few yoga maneuvers, and then she slid off her pants with a playful giggle. My cock was throbbing and dying to be set free! Miranda reached over to a small table and grabbed the still smoldering joint of spectacular G-13 haze. There were many levels of haze, but G-13 is some classy shit. She put it into my mouth and started taking my pants off. I took a few deep pulls, savoring its sweet, pungent stink. She grabbed the joint, took a massive toke, handed it back to me, started going down on me, and exhaled the smoke all over my cock and balls. This really did look pretty wickedly awesome, and her wet mouth felt incredible. Fuck, I'm hard right now just remembering this shit!

I leaned back on the bed, grabbed her by the hips and pulled her sweet cunt right down on my mouth. You can taste a girl's diet in her pussy, and she ate good! We're in a 69 position, and the warm skin-on-skin feeling with cool air-conditioning circulating over us in the middle of summer felt like paradise! The smell of her sweet vegan pussy and vegan ass melded with the G-13 haze cloud that enveloped the room was some serious aromatherapy! She slid off my pussy-glazed mouth and sat on my cock (in porn, this position is called, "reverse cowgirl") without a condom. Trouble! I am so not complaining, I LOVE sex without condoms--everybody does! It feels incredible! But I had to concentrate hard not to blow my wad too soon.

She whispered something but I couldn't hear because her rattling air conditioner was too loud. "Put your thumb in my ass," she said louder, but still in a whisper that sounded smoky and sexy. I didn't say this, but I was thinking, "A thumb, jeez! Don't you want to try a pinky first?!" But I kept it to myself as she grabbed some kind of oil out of her night table and sloppily covered my thumb with it, and then guided it up her ass. This girl had such initiative! She had tits big enough for her to reach her own mouth, and she sucked hungrily on them. She moaned in a kind of way that made me want to lose my shit. Her left tit flops out of her mouth as she announced, "I'm coming!" She ground her pussy hard on my dick, which really hurt my nuts for a second, but she jumped right off and started pumping my dick with her mouth. I didn't want it to end and tried to last as long as I could, but once she started playing with my nipples and balls at the same time, I told her, "I'm gonna cum!" She pulled my cock out of her mouth and started jacking me off and spanking her tits on my dick. The first shot of cum went right over her shoulder; the rest squirted all over her tits and drizzled slowly off her nipples and on to the floor. SNEAKY LEAF