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NEW YORK - THAT'S JUST ASININE...


It's nice of the Observer to be observing us, so it's not like we're bummed they interviewed Vice magazine's duke of decision-making Jesse Pearson about his selection of a monster ass for the cover of our Brazil Issue. But it almost seems a little assassinous to assume we're obsessed with asses just because we put another one on the cover for the second time in five months. Come on, we like tits, fire, pigs, and food, too. Just to prove a point, we took a look in our rearview mirror, and an assay of our archives from the last seven years yielded quite an assecution of behinds: eight, to be exact, nine if you count the Horse's Ass Issue. All of them are viewable with a click below (the Iraq Issue has die-cut of a butt in the middle of Dash's chest), plus innumerable butts on the pages inside—and we're not even sure how many asses our coverage of the Watermelon Woman counts as. Boy, are our cheeks red. So in hindsight, perhaps we apologize for potentially butting heads with the assiduous reporter at the Observer.

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