Christmas is one week away, and I still didn’t get you anything. JK I’m gifting you with these amazing photos of your favorite artists. Actually this was a great week on the ‘Gram, fashion-wise. Like even I—who only really gets excited over reruns of Saved By The Bell—was excited to share the pics from this week. Okay, so bundle up Polar Vortex style and check out this week on Instagram! Did that sound like I was a game show host? I hope so; I was totally going for that.

Ariana Grande

All of this romance between Ariana Grande and Mac Miller is getting in the way of my deciding if I want an acid washed denim shearling like the one Ariana has on. Love won’t let me live.

Kanye West

Shared from Elliott Wilson’s IG because Kanye only puts fragments of male models and cryptic messages on his IG account. This look right here though? This is that face you make after your hairdresser totally fucked up your dye job and you don’t want to hurt her feelings so when she holds up the mirror you’re like, “It’s…great,” and then you walk out and realize you have to live with yourself until it grows out. Yes, that run on sentence describes this exactly. Also, this was taken before we found out Kanye was hanging out with Trump, so this is all the kindness I can muster up about this photo in time for the holiday season.

Jay Z

Since Jay Z and I dress the exact same way, does this mean I am always dressed for success?

Jenny Lewis

JENNY DIANE LEWIS FUCKING HOLIDAY CHEER APPRECIATION POST!!! A beret and cheetah boots? Come on. Even those inflatable robots can’t compete. She sleighs all day. Get it? Ugh. Terrible pun.

DJ Khaled

Had to share one more from DJ Khaled’s account because I want to extend my appreciation for Fabolous’ beard. Also, apparently Jay Z and I don’t always dress the same.

Mariah Carey

Stop what you’re doing and check out Blue Ivy. Just look at her! Coolest adult ever and she’s only just a kid.

Miley Cyrus

Saw that Christmas bulb necklace at Urban Outfitters last week and was like, “I’d get this, but this looks like something Miley Cyrus would wear on Instagram.” And well, here we are.

Nicki Minaj

If only Nicki Minaj broke into a rendition of Patra’s “Queen Of the Pack” in this outfit, my entire life would be complete.

Plies

I’m beginning to realize that Plies haters lack any real joy in their lives. Seriously? If you can’t smile at a pink sombrero and matching fur outfit with gold shoes, then maybe you’re just jealous of that rack in his hand? Wow I am ODing on pleasantries here. 

JoJo

I interviewed all three of these ladies in 2016, and needless to say they were all awesome. As an aside, Alessia Cara might be my daughter.

Fat Joe

After you’re done wiping your eyes over the President we didn’t get, you’ll notice Fat Joe creepin’ in the corner of this photo.

Chris Brown

This photo reminded me of the fact that I need new sneakers.

Josh Groban

Sometimes I can’t decide if I’m in love with Josh Groban or just the idea of Josh Groban. Either way, this photo is pure fire. Play that accordion, Joshy! Bring some joy to the world.

Gucci Mane

Even in what I’m going to go ahead and call an Ugly Christmas Sweater, Gucci Mane is doing it big. #EastAtlantaSanta 

Shawn Mendes

Had to post this one, because Shawn Mendes is such a sweetie for this.

Kathy Iandoli is 33% into the holiday spirit. Follow her on Twitter/Instagram @kath30000.