One is a blustering win-at-all costs egomaniac known for pithy, self-aggrandizing catch phrases, incomprehensible barking at innocent bystanders, liberal finger gun use, a self-proclaimed mission to restore faded glory and a deep-seated intolerance for LOSERS.
The other is Donald Trump.
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Yes, Michigan football coach-slash-possible Zodiac Killer Jim Harbaugh and monied former game show star-turned-GOP presidential race front-runner Trump seem to have an awful lot in common. Particularly when they open their mouths. Of course, Trump wants to make America great again, while Harbaugh simply wants to beat the Ohio State Buckeyes on November 28th. But is that really just a distinction without a difference?
With Trump bearing down on Washington and Harbaugh already having made a triumphant inside-the-Beltway trip, it’s time to separate the pleated pants from the give-no-fucks-combover with a VICE Sports quiz. Your task is simple. Check out the campaign posters below, and identify who said what:
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ANSWER KEY
TRUMP: 2, 5, 6, 7, 11
HARBAUGH: 1, 3, 4, 8, 9, 10