Free agent defensive lineman Michael Sam is now engaged to longtime boyfriend Vito Cammisano after popping the question from inside St. Peter's Basilica, which is in Vatican City, which is the epicenter of Roman Catholicism, which is one of many religions not so chill about the whole "being gay" thing. Beyond the obvious well-wishes due Sam and his husband-to-be, VICE Sports congratulates him on making his successful proposal into a not-so-subtle trolling of the many people whose social beliefs are clearly born of some undiagnosed time displacement issue.We'll see you at the wedding, Sam. There better be an open bar.
