Calvin Johnson Is So Damn Good

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Calvin Johnson Is So Damn Good

Even if the Patriots are stomping all over the Lions, Calvin Johnson is a goddamned delight to watch.

Goddamn, man. Look at this nonsense. Detroit is getting pretty well manhandled by the Patriots, but at least you've got Calvin Johnson, Lions fans. And don't forget Matt Stafford, either; that was a great throw under pressure and falling away from the play. The ball moved a little as Johnson went to the ground, but even legendary satanist Bill Belichick wouldn't challenge it and risk depriving us of a wonderful catch.

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So, Detroit, whenever it gets cold at night, and another season slips away, just watch this and remember some teams never get to watch a guy like Calvin Johnson do what he does.

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