Full disclosure: I don't understand a single word of this, but from context—Tammy is an Auburn superfan, Auburn got smoked by LSU 45-21 on Saturday, college football fans are frightening lunatics—I am drawing the conclusion that she is upset about the state of Tigers football. I think there is something going on about her not leaving bed for two days, and preventing her husband from coming into the bedroom, and also something about a male prostitute. Finebaum does his best to help the listener out with information-rich follow up questions because this is basically a Tasmanian Devil cartoon in word form.
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Long story short, Tammy wants Auburn to win every game. That obviously has not happened and these things can be upsetting.[FTW]