Good morning, America. It's July 29, 2016. Welcome to the VICE Sports World News Roundup. Be sure to stop by every morning for more headlines from around the world.
Here's a gross headline for you: "Rio 2016: Olympic athletes told to 'keep your mouth closed' when in contaminated water"
Speaking of water contamination in Rio, read this sad story about Rio, its polluted water, and a murdered woman. It's quite good.
MLS's All-Star match took place last night. Arsenal won.
It was a particularly rough night for Kaka….
Look at this awesome Frisbee golf throw!
Brad Guzan is now a Middlesbrough player.
Bastian Schweinsteiger retired from the German national team. Below, for you German readers, is his message to the fans. He's reportedly out at Manchester United as well. Maybe he'll join MLS!
Photo of the Day
I don't know if it was successful, because I didn't watch this particular game, but Adeiny Hechavarria made a very good through last night. Just look at him!