Please take a mental break to enjoy this video of a toy train running through a miniature world with its own tiny underwater tunnel surrounded by fish.
To make the railway, he turned a perfectly charming garden into a mud pit, carving out sections of the path with water. A tube laid in a pond and tarped up in blue becomes the see-through tunnel, complete with goldfish. Cameras attached to the top and sides capture the first-person POV.
Bananenbuurman's done just about every stunt with a Lego train that you can imagine, including running that bad boy in a vertical loop, ramming it through a Minions cake for some reason, and smashing it into glass.
The locomotive eventually stalls, and as the tunnel springs a leak, floodwaters drown the train. But don't dwell on that part. Just watch it wind its way through a miniature landscape, and try not to think about how it's all destroyed in the end.
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