Aaron Lemon (England) The English can’t seem to get enough of the whole soccer business going on in South Africa right now. Our buddies across the pond at Yep have taken the players in the Cup and crossbred them with various fruits and vegetables to create a delicious and talented line up of soccer guys. We’re still not sure why they did this, but the results are appetizing.
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Ricardo Gauva-lho (Portugal) *Despite being part of the Ghana squad, Michael unfortunately didn’t manage to make it to the first game of the tournament without being eaten by Diego Maradona. ILLUSTRATIONS BY KYLE PLATTS, WITH ASSISTANCE BY RUPERT MURPHY
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