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The Best Cyber Monday Amazon Deals, From TVs to Cookware

We’ve wrangled the best Amazon Cyber Monday sales on everything from cookware to tech, cult vibrators to all-powerful air fryers.
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It's the best week of the year to shop for those who know that full-price is for suckers.

It’s Cyber Monday, which means it’s time to zip up that black pleather bodysuit, swallow the deals deals deals pill, and descend upon the Amazon matrix like a sleuthy, price-slashing spider. We’re only going to be spending more time in our hovel during the winter, so outfitting it for cozy movie nights and intimate dinner parties (mostly between us and our Sylvanians) is the move. 

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Cyber Monday is a great time to make big and smol purchases alike, whether you need new lighting charger cables to stay juiced and b00sted, or a 4K television that’s $200 off. Don’t let rhinestone cowboy boots give you the wrong impression, doll—these chicken/weed nug-filled pockets only go so deep, and we cherish all of the web’s best Cyber Monday deals... 

Luckily, the best Amazon Cyber Monday deals aren’t just on tech and electronics, but home goods, kitchen tools, fashion, beauty, sexual wellness, and anything else that has made you think, “Damn, I really ought to be a person who owns one of those before people get suspicious.” Here are our top picks for the best bang for your buck over at Amazon.

The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Tech and Electronics

A sparkling 4K TV

This smart television has four times the resolution of an HD TV, which is as close to having the perfect vision of a mantis shrimp as we shall ever come, and neatly packages all your applications, streaming services, and more in one crisp screen. It's $40 right now for Cyber Monday.


$719.99$499.99 at Amazon

$719.99$499.99 at Amazon

These noise-cancelling headphones are $100 off

Damn. They’re by Sony, too, so you know they’re going to be good. “These wireless headphones fit the bill,” writes one reviewer about the set, which holds a charge for 35 hours and performs just as well with music as it does audiobooks. 

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$179.99$78 at Amazon

$179.99$78 at Amazon

Apple MFi-certified charging cables

No more frying your iPhone, Brad. That thing cost you a lot of your goblin coins, and deserves a swift charge by an Apple MFi stamp of approval cable like this one, which is on-sale in a five-pack. 


$10.99$6.77 at Amazon

$10.99$6.77 at Amazon

Noise-cancelling earbuds (that won’t fall out of your ears)

Who knew that we had the same ears as Dr. Dre? These noise-cancelling earbuds by Beats are compatible with Apple and Android, and some would say they’re ~better~ made to stay in your ears than AirPods. “I like that they don’t have a long stem popping out,” writes one reviewer, “because if anybody is like me, and has their earbuds on while putting on a sweater, the AirPods fall [out]. But these don’t get tugged on by the stem because they don’t have one!”


$149.95$99.95 at Amazon

$149.95$99.95 at Amazon

The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Fashion and Footwear

Wrangler jeans for the price of avocado toast

Wrangler is one of our favorite denim slingers in the west, and these jeans have a 4.6-star average rating from over 26,000 reviews, with top marks for their sturdy material and quality of construction.


$21.99$15 at Amazon

$21.99$15 at Amazon


The best classic sunnies on sale

Once upon a 2009 Coachella we found god in these shades/a bangin’ TV On The Radio set. Both will never go out of style. RN, they're a whopping 50% off.


$138$69 at Amazon

$138$69 at Amazon

The best cozy joggers

Because we’ve worn down last winter’s pair, and these Champion sweatpants will make us feel like a winner. For once, Dad.  

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$45$23.86 at Amazon

$45$23.86 at Amazon

The best classic sneaker

In the words of Flo Rida, “Wow, what a great Cyber Monday Amazon deal on those classic men’s Reebok sneakers.”


$65$29.25 at Amazon

$65$29.25 at Amazon

… Is it time for Crocs?

Yes. A thousand times yes. This pair of swanky black Crocs also has a fuzzy lining to keep those toes toasty during colder months and midnight snack runs. Best of all, they're up to 30% off.


$41.99$38.69 at Amazon

$41.99$38.69 at Amazon

The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Cookware and Food

The best Cyber Monday blender deals  

Once you blend, you never go back. Amazon wasn’t kidding when they diced the price on cult Vitamix blenders, steel blenders from brands such as Calphalon, and immersion blenders from Braun for making that creamy squash soup.  


$385$188.99 at Amazon

$385$188.99 at Amazon


$219.99$117.99 at Amazon

$219.99$117.99 at Amazon


$99.95$79.96 at Amazon

$99.95$79.96 at Amazon

This cult-favorite chef’s knife

Ah, the Imarku blade. It’s one of our absolute favorite fancy chef’s knives for under a hundred bucks. Many a battle has it seen between us and a flank of lamb/massive gourd/oddly shaped vegetables, and it’s always won out with perfect slices that feel like cutting through buttah—the blade is just that good. This is the lowest price we've ever seen it at.


$49.99 at Amazon

$49.99 at Amazon

The best Cyber Monday air fryer deal

We’ve put Ninja air fryers through hell (fried mayonnaise) and back, and concluded that they are excellent machines that make your life as a tired-but-hungry person who loves food way easier. The tofu crisps beautifully, the eggs fry with aplomb, and the sky's the limit for what you can cook up in an air fryer like this one (it’s a 6.5-quart boy). Put in a family of Cornish game hens, and tell us how it goes? You're saving more than $80 on this magic machine.

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$199.99$118.99 at Amazon

$199.99$118.99 at Amazon

Stainless steel mixing bowls with lids

The Holy Grail is a set of nesting, stainless steel mixing bowls that come with their own lids. Think about how gratifying it will be to go straight from whipping up your sauces/cookie batter/meal prep bowls, lidding that sucker, and storing it right in the fridge? Easy street, and 32% off. 


$19.99$13.59 at Amazon

$19.99$13.59 at Amazon

The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Wellness, Beauty, and Skincare 

The suction vibrator to rule all suctions vibrators

Because wellness includes sexual wellness at Rec Room. The Satisfyer Pro 2 is the stuff of legend, the true GOAT of affordable oral simulators that targets the clitoris with air-pulse technology that feels like getting real head from a very gifted mouth. It’s our readers’ best-selling toy, and at under 30 bucks, this is the lowest price we’ve ever seen for it.


$49.95$29 at Amazon

$49.95$29 at Amazon


This Sonicare toothbrush is $70 off

We scrimp on a lot of things in life, being the resourceful dudes that we are [hanglides on dental dam], but you know what we don’t shortchange? The health of our teeth. The Sonicare toothbrush is a legend, and the keeper of happy and healthy gums. 


$169.95$99.95 at Amazon

$169.95$99.95 at Amazon

There are major Mario Badescu deals

Check out all of the skincare deals on the cult brand, and consider scooping its top-rated lip balm before it sells out, as it is chapped lippy season. 


$8$6 at Amazon

$8$6 at Amazon

Everyone loves this heated shiatsu massager ​

This shiatsu massager is like the Tom Hanks/Morgan Freeman/Dolly Parton of holiday presents, because who doesn’t love a deep tissue massage on-command? NAY, who doesn’t love the gentle, heated touch of a ~portable~ massaging scarf that can roll out all your kinks (but never quirks, you ~g00fy ghoul~) in your neck? 

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$42.98$33.98 at Amazon

$42.98$33.98 at Amazon

The best Urban Decay beauty bundle deal

Y’know, an eyeshadow palette of this size [Holds up codfish] would normally cost you upwards of $35. But right now, you can scoop Urban Decay’s neutral eyeshadow palette and get a new eyeliner and mascara for just over $20.


$57$22.80 at Amazon

$57$22.80 at Amazon

The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Outdoor and Fitness Goods

The best Cyber Monday exercise bike

Building out your home gym, or looking for another way to run away from your problems? Same, same. This foldable, top-rated exercise bike is just the ticket, and $75 bucks off for Cyber Monday. 


$199.99$125.50 at Amazon

$199.99$125.50 at Amazon

The only kettlebell you’ll ever need

It’s adjustable. Just turn the dial, and you can change your resistance from eight pounds all the way up to 40 pounds on this sturdy black rock, which would make a great addition to our winter home gym set-up.


$199$115 at Amazon

$199$115 at Amazon

The outdoor best fire pit for your sabbaths

Whilst we love Solo Stoves—which are also on-sale for up to 35% off this Cyber Monday—we also love finding an even more affordable outdoor fire pit to huddle around this winter. 


$169.99$69.99 at Amazon

$169.99$69.99 at Amazon

The best reusable bottle

When we die, cremate us and put us in a Hydro Flask. If you've been waiting to grab one when the price drops, now's the time, folks.


$34.95$26.21 at Amazon

$34.95$26.21 at Amazon

​​The Best Amazon Cyber Monday Deals on Home Goods, Mattresses, and Bedding

The best Cyber Monday mattress deal

Because becoming the proud owner of a Tuft & Needle mattress is the closest thing our generation will have to home ownership, and we’re not mad about it. This one's 30% off—meaning you're saving almost $270, which you can then use to buy yourself a basket of fancy sex toys to stash in the nightstand.

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$895$626.50 at Amazon

$895$626.50 at Amazon

The best budget bedding bundle

There’s just something about curling up in shades of PSL (pumpkin spice latte) and cinnamon that speaks to us. Also, getting a three piece bedding set (duvet cover; two pillowcases) for just over $50 is not to be missed.


$68$56 at Amazon

$68$56 at Amazon

Get ready for fire season

OK, so next to teeth, air is also pretty damn important. The LEVOIT is one of Amazon’s best-selling air purifiers, and it’s on sale for Cyber Monday.


$99.99 at Amazon

$99.99 at Amazon

Happy deal sleuthing.


The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. This story is being continuously updated to reflect new information and hot deals.