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Coastal Carnage Is this Weekend

Since you've been watching our new Skate World series, Contest Carnage, we're sure you already know that the Coastal Carnage contest is happening this weekend in...

Since you've been watching our new Skate World series, Contest Carnage, we're sure you already know that the Coastal Carnage contest is happening this weekend in Huntington Beach. We're going to go ahead and assume, then, that you also know the premise of this whole deal is to pit the best and wisest skateboarders from the past three decades or so against the little whippersnappers who think they know a thing or two about riding that useless wooden toy (R.I.P. New Deal). On the off chance that you HAVEN'T seen the show and you have no fucking idea what we're talking about, here's part one:

To give you an example of the sort of wrinkles to taught skin contrast happening this weekend, people like Curren Caples (who is too young to remember 9/11 and doesn't have any armpit hair) will be skating against Christian Hosoi (who was born during the Johnson administration and has done hard time for drug stuffs).

Here's part two of Contest Carnage:

For more of the whos and whats on Coastal Carnage go here.