Cock Grease: A Dirty Beaches Tour Gallery

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Cock Grease: A Dirty Beaches Tour Gallery

Our pal Alex, aka Dirty Beaches, has been one of our favourite people in the world for a long time now. He just got back from a tour Asia and graciously sent us some of his tour photos. So, check 'em out! And here's an intro from Alex himself.
March 28, 2013, 3:30pm

Our pal Alex, aka Dirty Beaches, has been one of our favourite people in the world for a long time now. Remember when we took him out for stinky tofu and duck blood? We also interviewed him about rude, loser racists. Anyway, Alex just got back from a tour Asia and graciously sent us some of his tour photos. So, check 'em out! And here's an intro from Alex himself.

This trip was fucking epic, we ate so much food it was fucking insane.  Shub, Bernardino and I all come from immigrant families to begin with so nothing really shocked us in any particular way as it would for most North Americans. In Bangkok, our hosts asked us if we had any diarrhea problems, claiming it was a right of passage for every visitor, to put it in his words, a "boarding pass" if you will.  But we were fine and escaped the ring of fire anus syndrome (probably because we had already eaten raw chicken in Japan at that point, our stomachs were fucking indestructible)

Our hotel view from Kowloon. Hong Kong rules. Wish we had more time to explore the city at night. Preferably on magic fungus.

Bernardino and I in Tokyo.

3am Ramen. It's a cool ritual called shime no ramen cuz this is the last thing you do with your crew after a long night of drinking, and everyone says good night and bye bye after this.

Narita airport smoking lounges, for serious adult smokers only.

Bernardino and I in Bangkok with our host Geng and our badass boat man. Thailand Rules.

The banner in the space rocket riding Chinese peasant porcelain doll reads: catch up to America, and surpass England

Wake up Hong Kong gambler dude, England don't give a shit about you.

Chinese social commentary art? Photo by Shub. If you don't know what those cups mean, they are similar to acupuncture.

GANGNAM STYLE PSY was on EVERY AD in South Korea.

Bernardino falling in love with a South Korean robot girl. I meant, cyborg, or Android. We are not racists against machines.

There's a giant outlet store called DON QUIXOTE in Japan thats kind of like Walmart, except its WAY FUCKING COOLER.

Also found at DON QUIXOTE.

JAPAN is in the FUTURE.

The Japanese caption reads: Anti-theft camera in operation.

RAW CHICKEN IN JAPAN. Course includes: Gizzards, livers, thighs, slightly flamed unknown pieces of organic free range chicken from HAKATA, that were probably massaged, bathed in chestnut oil and had lived a better life than you.

Our other Bangkok host Krittiya's advertisement agency office. Some people have the best jobs. Jealous.