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The Best of VICE This Week

We've rounded everything up for you because you're lazy and we're nice like that.

HAVE HOUSE PARTIES GOT BETTER OR WORSE?

Weighing up the most important facets of a house party to determine whether they're worse than they used to be.

SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE TRYING TO BRAINWASH DALSTON'S HIPSTERS

They want to send them all to rehab, put them in drugs saunas and sexually insult them.

THE VICE GUIDE TO BEING TRANS

“Transgender” is like a really extreme form of gay.

THE DESTRUCTION OF BREEZY POINT

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The people in Breezy Point, Queens, watched their neighbourhood become a water-logged, flame-engulfed vision of hell.

AN INTERVIEW WITH LONDON'S ORIGINAL POSTCODE WARRIOR

Robyn Travis remembers when all the fighting started.

WHO ACTUALLY LISTENS TO NICKI MINAJ?

And are they urban?

THE EDL IS DYING SLOWLY IN ITS UNION JACK GIMP MASK

The EDL made themselves look like idiots again.

SMILE, YOU'RE FUCKED!

Paul Graham spent the 1980s hanging out in dole queues with Thatcher's jobless hordes.

MELISSA STETTEN'S BRATWALK: WHO NEEDS ETERNAL YOUTH WHEN YOU'VE GOT ZOLOFT?

It's tough being a model when you're not a brainwashed child.

WHAT'S SO SCARY ABOUT SLUTS?

We spent Halloween on the streets of London trying to find out.

GORDON HOLDEN TAKES PHOTOS OF YOUR PARALLEL YOUTH

Gordon's photos are like a visual version of listening to Real Estate in the suburbs.

THIS BRAZILIAN GIRL AUCTIONED HER VIRGINITY FOR £485,000

We spoke to the guy who made a documentary about it.

BUSH-LEAGUE REBELS

We went to a camp set up to house rebel combatants who had surrendered.

SCIENTISTS IN WALES HAVE BEEN SEWING KITTENS' EYES SHUT

Adorable, innocent kittens like this guy.

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