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Yeah – look at me, man.How many are you smoking a day?
About a pack in three days.That’s not too bad.
Just think about the money that I’ve spent.Why did you start in the first place?
It was cool, back in the day.What would you spend that money on now? If you had it all.
Oh man, I would definitely buy a massive house. In certain countries I would be able to buy a massive house, anyway. Actually, nah, I’d probably put in it my pension.That sound like a sensible investment.

It wasn’t a good investment. I’m a photographer and I only shoot on film, so it was a waste of money. Or an iPad, actually – I never use it, ever.

When I sold it I lost loads of money on it.Was it brand new?
No, it was from an auction. I sold it 'cause the police kept pulling me over – like five times in two months. I went to get fast food once and they were there waiting for me, asking for all my insurance details and license and registration.

Yeah, but I only wear it round the house – I don’t wear it out.
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Because of my brother – he really wanted it, so we made a big fuss to our parents. It was really the worst investment ever.Yeah, I don’t really get adult scooters.
It was really big. Think about those small child scooters, but on a bigger scale.Got it.Previously - Would You Vote for Assange for Senate?